I’m sure I wasn’t the only one who was mistaken in thinking Madonna’s latest album was entitled MDMA. I knew that bitch had the good drugs. My online searching shattered my excitment quickly. MDNA?? Really? Okay, at least I was right.. that bitch crazy!
But it got better. Not only was her album named after the lovedrug (don’t even try to deny it chick).. but she has been reminicing about making out with Miss Britney Spears. Check out their recent convo on twitter if you don’t believe me.
I mean I don’t blame her, but she’s as old as my Mom. It kinda makes me wanna stick my fingers down my throat because I should be puking in my mouth at the thought. Whatever a material gir needs to do tomake a buck, more power to her. I can’t say much as I shamelessly sell my body to the highest bidding X-Rated website.
Now on to something worth a fuck.
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I’m dirty south. literally. now don’t get me wrong, I embrace my roots and am proud to call myself a damn yankee, but I am not embarasse to say that I enjoy the recreational activities the south has to offer. I actually feel safe carrying my pocket knife in my front jeans pocket. Most of the folk here are harmless, but you would be surprised at how many times that bitch has come in handy! And I don’t even second guess my flourescent colored manicured hand covered in paint because I working on my latest creation. I never knew how crafty I was until I got my feet wet. Not barefoot, outside anyways. You see, the ants here bit. Yes they fucking bit and inject poisonous venom inside your skin that ends up looking like a puss-filled pimple. That can be a real shocker for a newly settled yankee. I’ll save my story of the palmeto bug for another time.
I’ll end tonight saying that your old high school and college buddies who instant message you out of the blue probably ain’t the kids you partied with back in your glory days. Just becareful.. I’ll leave you with this conversation between myself and one of my good gal pals from Framinham State, “Caitlin”:
Mackn For Doober 8:42 pm
papi rico que passa !
hello
hey sweety how r u?
im good how ya been?
Im okk now that you are here! :)
caitlin?
I was wishing you would come chat with me…whatcha you up 2?
omg not another one
I am just listening to some music lookin at sum porn & gettin’ myself all
you still rockin the blonde hair and red lipstick? it’s been forever since i saw you last
mhmm stick it in and cum in me !!
i see youre still an aggressive little sex kitten
but i don’t have a dildo
dont need one when u have ur cock in me ;) h but if u do want to see me play with one i do have one lolz!!
i wish i could put you face in between my tits!
IMs are delivered when the buddy signs in. Send Mackn For Doober a text message
i still got your titty pics from that party at tom and jimbo’s.. wanna see?
oh rats.. well nice catching up!
Im lonley..give me company??
renee, its been forever! how ya been?
hi sweetie
what have you been up to?
how are you? i’m okay just bored
im great. you mghettotine arried yet?
;) h
uh oh
i just got my webcam today at walmart :-)
that’s cool .. what kind did you get?
you ever watched a girl on webcam?
not lately
oh thats cool, you wanna watch me? im 19 btw
youre lying. youre 26.. we graduated together ;-)
you dont have to have a webcam to see me
nope i have a man in the next room ready and waiting
you can take my webcam virginity hehe
no thanks.. you certainly have changed since high school
no worries..thouhght u wanted to see me naked ..:)
what made you think that?
ok go here http://twurl.nl/d0ebdz an click “join free” to make a user name :-)
check out twakstartrick.com thats my site youre about to be on
Accept the invite, if you need the link again its http://twurl.nl/nll1da
twakstartrick.com
once you create a free account give me the user name u made
i didnt make a user name, you are such a phoney. wheres the real renee? why is this happening to me?
Ashlee
