Whats happenin? Personally I’m seriously fiendin for a cig. This no job thing has it downsides too. It’s not all fun and games. BUT WHO AM I KIDDIN? I have no worries.. thanks to my conman.. yup I’m happy. Surprised? You should be, my life is GREAT.
This website/blog/whatever the fuck IT IS wasn’t my idea. Thanks JEFF ;D feel free to give him props at firstname.lastname@example.org.
So here it all begins. My journey into “bloggin”? that doesn’t even sound cool. but this will be the coolest blog.. no.. website ever. Maybe it will at the very least make ya laugh. So come on in and join me and my homies in this lame ass town. We will supply the entertainment. We quite the bunch.
No need to buckle up, just enjoy the RiDe.. but if you are easily offended or a square you might wanna go ahead and leave this bitch. Until later,
this hot little twakedup star they call JUSTINE <33
p.S. (a few hours later) NEVER leave a man in charge. i swear, you can’t even close your eyes for a few minutes.
about another hour later……
Move Bitch turn the volume up and PLAY THIS!
On a regular old mission, we were cruisin down the road. Gucci Mane is comin on strong through the speakers… this is how we do, and then WAM! What in the hell was that? A motherfucking brut of a deer just ran slap into the front on the truck. That bitch was huge! Hadta of been four hundred pounds. That truck creamed that dirty sonofabitch dead center and it rolled under the truck. “It took a lickin and we kept a kickin’”… The damage was done. The whole god damned system was damn near in the front seat. Poor old boy was damn near in tears. I think that system tearing through the back seat killed him more than anything. As we drove away from the crime scene we regained composure.. or at least tried to. We didn’t even get out to look at the damage and instead he turned us around and we headed back home. As we took that right hand turn a gut wrenching sound came from below and we knew then that the truck was most def fucked.
The ride home took FOREVER son. when we finally pulled in the driveway we hopped out to assess the damage. ”Yea, I creamed that bitch.”
1. Front body and under carriage TORE UP especially front drivers side
2. Tires: fucked
3. Washer fluid cap gone
4. Oil pan leaking? Probably.
5. System? Fucked fo sure. That bitch was coming out TONIGHT he said. He don’t play ya’ll..
I’m sure there’s more but I’m DUMB when it comes to talking about vehicles. There was some loose hair and guts splattered about. The dogs sure loved that shit.
“That was a BIG ASS bitch..” Ol’ Conman said as he reflected over the nights event. Sure was, sure enough was. That dirty ol’ bitch got FUCKED UP. Lights out Bambi.
[Should of been posted dated 9/19/11, but sometimes ya just too busy to sit down and finish something god damnit.]